crazy

a friend once told me a story about filling up a cart at the grocery store, only to get in line and realize that she had forgotten her wallet. she just pushed the cart to the side and left - and went to a different grocery store forevermore. tonight, i did even better. i did my shopping, unpacked my cart onto the belt, and let a few items be rung up... before realizing that i had no wallet. wooie! i'm senile before my time. it was 15 minutes before the store closed, and i didn't want someone to have to stay late to put my crap away, so i tore home - and made it back with time to spare before the storeclosed.

the part that worries me is this: i wasn't the least bit embarrassed. i'm sure that means i'm crazy.