secret service

i've been out thursday, friday, saturday, and sunday nights, and am preparing to be out monday, tuesday, wednesday, and thursday. whose life am i accidentally living?

on friday at work, the secret service was checking me out (in the barroom sense, not the legal sense). i didn't notice, but mr. t, the north-door security guard, saw 2 agents watching me, and then he teased me about the secret service finding me attractive for the rest of the day. i told him i generally try to avoid catching the secret service's attention, but he thought that was funny, too.