the indiscriminate mating habits of the shrimp-eating skanks

just had to use that title before anyone else recorded it.

got home late last night from a weekend in wisconsin. if you've never lived in madison, and never had friends who live on the lake and are completely hilarious in an entirely inappropriate way, you'll never understand how much fun a weekend in wisconsin can be. sure, we always end up sleeping most of the time we're not drinking or going for breakfast, but it's fun the whole time. and they put up with me both drunk AND sober, and they pretend to enjoy it. what more could i ask for? all i can say is: i love you guys, next week it's the fries.