jokes

i get a news bulletin every day that has all the news you need in a brief format, plus political humor from the late-night-tv guys. today there were a recird THREE i liked:

Conan O'Brien: "President Bush told reporters that he won't see Al Gore's documentary about the threat of global warming. He will not see it. Yeah. On the other hand, Dick Cheney said he's seen the global warming film five times, and it still cracks him up." (i have a great picture in my head of cheney watching icebergs melt and laughing til he cries)

Jay Leno: "Today the Republicans said this raid may have violated protections for Congressmen that are spelled out in the Constitution. The Constitution! All of a sudden they found a copy."

David Letterman: "The leader of the World Health Organization passed away, sad news. That's not setting a good example."