i always wanted a fuzzy pumper, and this is even better

while unpacking, i discovered a garlic press in my kitchen things. i've had it for a while, but i don't like garlic and never used it. since i didn't PACK my own kitchen (thanks, yo), it was a complete surprise. so, i decided to test it. turns out, it's a wonderful tool! it makes little edible worms of almost any soft food substance. chocolate cake, chevre, apples. peanut butter is too sticky, but i think it could be blended to a better worm consistency. i'll have to get some bananas.