studying

tonight, i saw a guy on the train with flash cards. you know, for studying. i didn't think much of it until he sat in a seat that gave me full view of his cards. the first one i spotted was "MEXICAN BANGER". 'holy shit!' i said, 'he must be studying to be republican!', and i paid close attention. but no...the next card was SLOE GIN FIZZ...just studying to tend bar.